Showing posts with label Transformers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Transformers. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Megan Fox v. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Megan Fox
With the failure of actress Megan Fox's last three films ("Jennifer's Body" "Jonah Hex" and "Passion Play" which isn't out yet, but c'mon, what do you expect) some are writing her career off.
Fox's "Transformers 3" replacement, as Shia LaBeouf's love interest, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, is set to make her big screen debut this summer, in a situation that has the makings of a trial by fire learning experience. Will Whiteley match the popularity of Fox in the film? (No). Which of the two will be the better leading lady? (Fox).
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Though I have not seen "Transformers 3" because, duh, isn't out yet, I have seen trailers and stills and Whiteley looks as stiff as a board and her expressions more vacant than the screening for "Passion Play" (hey, I take no prisoners...or grammar classes). Rachel Weisz she is not.
Which brings me to my point, did Michael Bay let his loins mislead him into making a mistake, in signing a model who can't act. Bay's clearly not one for continuity (or originality) and while the box office will be okay, artistically he has a problem on his hands.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Studio Changes Its Mind And Gives Megan Fox's "Passion Play" Limited Release


Megan Fox In "Passion Play"

Embarrassment engulfed fired "Transformers" star, Megan Fox, when it was announced earlier this week in the press (the Daily Mail), her latest film "Passion Play" was not going to hit movie theaters. The Judiciary Report, being the dignified site it is, tastefully and eloquently offered its take on the news with the blaring headline, "Megan Fox's New Film "Passion Play" Goes STD." Yea, the site is classy like that.

However, Image Entertainment, the company behind "Passion Play" had a change of heart and has decided to give the film a very limited release on May 6, 2011. Well, there's money they'll never see again. Audiences walked out of a previous test screening in Toronto, which doesn't bode well for the film.

STORY SOURCE

'Passion Play' to open May 6

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Megan Fox's New Film "Passion Play" Goes STD


Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke in "Passion Play"

Fired "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, saw her career plummet even more this week. Her new film "Passion Play" has gone STD - Straight to DVD. What did you think I meant by that STD crack. Get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously, who didn't see that flop coming. Fox is a beautiful girl, but terrible at picking good film scripts.

"Passion Play" marks her third dud in a row, preceded by "Jennifer's Body" and "Jonah Hex." Still, even with a number of flops under her designer belt since Michael Bay canned her, Fox is still doing much better than Lindsay Lohan, who they won't even let near a real film set. Even the cockroaches on film sets are being treated better than Lindsay.

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Monday, March 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen Is Fired!


Charlie Sheen

This is a follow up to the March 5, 2011 article "Does Charlie Sheen Have A Case Against CBS And Warner Bros" where the Judiciary Report stated, "Sheen may have a case in court, provided the studios did not have a morality clause attached to his contract, requiring he conduct himself in a dignified and moral manner. Other clauses could be present that grant the right to terminate a contract. This could come into play."

Well, two days later, on March 7, 2011, Warner Bros. has fired Sheen, citing the very morality cause the Judiciary Report wrote of as the potential problem in his plan (that's what he gets for calling me a "Bible gripper").

As such, Sheen has been "terminated" from "Two And A Half Men" which is what they Judiciary Report thought and stated two weeks ago in the article ""Two And A Half Men" Cancelled Indefinitely After Charlie Sheen Rant" The Judiciary Report has been proven right again, because, "I'm winning! "Warner Bros issued a statement today firing him for, "moral turpitude."

In all seriousness, Hollywood is proving quite toxic for Sheen, as he can't handle being the proverbial kid in a candy store, as it is destroying him. He has indulged in just about every vice and it has not made him better. His conduct has wrecked his life, marriage, family, career, health and sanity.

Side Bar: show of hands, how many of you think Charlie Sheen is related to Megan Fox. Diarrhea mouth and drugs are not a good combo, as it gets people fired.

STORY SOURCE

Warner Bros. To Charlie: Here's Why You're Fired

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Transformers Refusing To Pay Medical Bills Of Injured Extra

Transformers

Paramount Pictures and Michael Bay, the team behind bringing "Transformers" to the big screen, have reneged on all public promises, to pay the medical bills of injured film extra, Gabriella Cedillo. The tragedy occurred in 2009.

Michael Bay (center)

The young, aspiring actress, was injured during a highway scene, when a cable came loose and smashed the windshield of her car, slicing through her forehead and cracking her skull. Cedillo was hospitalized for months, placed in a medical coma to reduce pressure on her brain. She is now undergoing rehabilitative care, but is paralyzed and in need of constant assistance.

Gabriella Cedillo

Paramount and Bay should be ashamed of themselves. A young woman's life has been tragically altered on their movie set, through no fault of her own. The "Transformers" film franchise has grossed over two billion dollars - certainly they can afford to pay Cedillo's medical bill.

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Monday, February 21, 2011

Fergie's Husband Cozying Up To Megan Fox Replacement


Josh Duhamel and Fergie Rosie Huntington Whiteley

It was no secret in Hollywood that former Transformers lead actress, Megan Fox, thought co-star, Josh Duhamel, was gorgeous and the feeling was mutual. However, Duhamel has been cozying up to Fox's replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and has been seen making eyes at her on the set of the famous film.

Megan Fox on the set of the low budget flick "Friends With Kids"

Duhamel caused a scandal in 2009, when it was revealed, he cheated on his wife, singer, Fergie, with a prostitute. Fergie has chosen to stay with him, but Duhamel still has a wondering eye that led to him straying more than she knows. However, the couple, who struggles with drug addiction and alcoholism, continue to present a united front.

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Megan Fox Shocks With Her New Anorexic Appearance


Megan Fox

Beautiful actress, Megan Fox, returned to work this week, on the set of the forthcoming, low budget film, "Friends With Kids." Fox's gaunt appearance has fueled talk her anorexia has returned full throttle.

It was one of the points of contention "Transformers" director, Michael Bay, had with Fox and repeatedly ordered her to gain weight for his films, as the waif look was not the image he sought in a leading lady. Fox did look her best in the "Transformers" films and was repeatedly voted one of the most beautiful women in the world.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

New T3 Trailer - Megan Fox Shouldn't Read This Post

No, Not Terminator 3, Transformers 3

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Super Bowl TV Spot Trailer - Official (HD)

The new trailer for "Transformers 3" has been released and it features Megan Fox replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Don't cry Megan. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. The third installment in the franchise is set to debut this summer with its usual publicity blitz.

Megan Fox was spotted in Hollywood last week

The series' director, Michael Bay, has indicated it will be the last in the franchise. Considering the bad things that went on behind the scenes, it's just as well. Can't wait for all that stuff to start pouring out. And maybe the Judiciary Report will make the first spill. Stay tuned.

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